Life Inc.

Hello, we are the Axolotlian Government, we recently took back control of Lifeton and freed the neoslaves, arresting much of Life Inc.'s higher ups, and in the battle the server for the Life Inc. website was damaged, Life Inc. is on the run and as such, we have decided to archive their website at life.axolotlia.com, on the Government's servers, for archival purposes.

Life™ Gives Thou Lemons.
Life™ Gefas Þou Lemons.

We at Life Incorporated strive to get thou thy lemony goodness as rapidly as possible with the lowest price for thou.

The Axolotlian Government is evil and desperately trying to PREVENT lemons from being cheap, forcing UNCOMPETITIVE ACTORS into the LIMELIGHT, such as Grent Riverside Farms. If someone works the plantations in Lifeton, they are PAID.

At this website we will showcase some of our FEATS.

"From tech to treats, feel citrus beats, with Life Inc.'s lemons, life's truly sweet!”

“Fram teck to goodies, fel citrus beats, wiþ Life Inc.'s lemons, life's treoly swete!”